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*cries self to sleep for a hundred years*
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@ESgoingout they're calling this cake? If they tried serving that in a Yorkshire tea shop they'd be strung upThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Presumably a cow grazing in a potato field is deconstructed steak and chips
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Apparently it only remains solid for 30 minutes.

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My missus says...that's more than me

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I hear the same thing
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Can I refer everyone to the reply the honourable lady gave moments ago.
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I do love it when you posh birds swear....
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London is really another country, or even planet.
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I've got a piss cocktail and portion of bullshit pie that would go nicely with that!
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I recognise a puff of wind & a fried snowball when I see it
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That looks like a breast implant, not a cake!
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I saw the same thing with a deconstructed latte in Australia
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Another one to boggle the mind.. Jeez
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Julia, say what you mean!
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