Ain't nobody got time that got that. Need my news 140 char bite size 

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I did it could have been shorter with fewer "he should have lost"s. Irony lost on you ? Perhaps you need a holiday?
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I used to pay retail prices until I found a way to travel at wholesale prices - message me for details
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