Surely it's Hartley Banana?
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Hartley is my surname, I don't have a middle name. My parents were too tight to give me one.
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Hmmm...Robin Cream-Egg
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actually suits you, Peter!
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well if it had Sir in front of it would sound like character from a kids novel
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Mark Granola
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Elitist. Yours, Francis Porridge
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Hamilton Apple!
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Simon Alpen

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(with no added sugar)
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James apple kinda works
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Joe polo !
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Ernest Toast
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Margaret Crumpet!
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Lynne Garlic-Bread
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Roy Go-Ahead biscuit lol
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