What's that you say? It's time for a martini? Yes, I do believe you're 100% correct.
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If i stuck to Budweiser, can, open. is that classed as a cocktail or am i being to Northern there

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if you put a glacé cherry in it, you're virtually North London
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Im Northern we dont do London

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I knew it would hurt
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don't forget youre on SkyPapers later Lol it was excellent, last time you forgot



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don't do that to me! Just freaked out... doing it on Sunday with the usual hangover
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Mine's so much easier: Grab bottle of
@Talisker, pour (two fingers or more), drink till empty and repeat :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I need a lovely merlot.
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open the bottle and pour
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My binlaw recommends a Singapore Sling. x
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pomegranate seeds or the berries? How much ice? Is ice mandatory? Getting into a tiz . Deep breaths. You're right! we are thick.
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can I leave the pomegranate seeds and ice out?
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What kind of Vodka though?
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So there's no actual Martini in it then?
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bugger it up that's one for the boys
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@JuliaHB1 Better than a colonic irrigation - just pour the stuff down and relax!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Shouldn't that be "try not up to bugger it"?
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I've gone for a Whisky All In. Get some whisky, put it all in a glass, drink it.
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That isn't a martini.
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