"I didn't get pregnant but I was a bit shocked when he started throwing his shit at me."
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more worringly, how do they know???
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Now now Julia it most definitely works, I now just need the spray that stops me flinging my shit up against the windows.
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Works for me.
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I think it's aimed at the blokes not the girls.
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why do you gals keep believing stuff we say?
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But today's gal reads all the scientific papers and is, thus, well prepared when the cad tries to spin the latest research.
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Monkey business
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Ooo Ooo Ooo The Fucky Gibbon.
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Best just stick 2 Spankin the Monkey 4 now!
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I heard the test was not completed properly bcoz the Monkey pulled out at the last minute.
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It's a good start, but yeah.
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why were they sleeping with monkeys


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there's absolutely no way that a sensible woman would leave the man in charge of contraception

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