@hardistymark @Telegraph never tell your wife or kids how much you are worth dead. Makes using the stairs much more stressful
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my daughters have already told me they are flogging the retro stuff.
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tell them I'll give them a good price ;)
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I'll make sure they tweet out my demise!
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Imagine the amount of leather trousers you will be able to afford
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@Telegraph My wife's just done that -#should I be concernedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Telegraph@TelegraphTech Of course, the husbands are free of stress too
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Whilst men can actually get a word in edgewise when their wives die.
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