My 10yr old tells me Santa does not exist. Her evidence? "You can't fly on a sleigh from the North Pole & he has a beard like Jeremy Corbyn"
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Mine made that mistake when I was a kid!
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Dad, it's you dressing as Santa No it's not Yes it sodding is Where did you learn that word? From you Me? I mean Santa you wanker
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odd lie
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found out santa wasn't real when dad fell over brothers camp bed whilst delivering xmas stockings & swore. Scarred for life

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are you usually this dumb or today is something special?
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