Just bought two bottles of Dettol at the corner shop and the guy said "five thirty-eight" and it honestly felt a bit spooky
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Replying to @TomChivers
Then I briefly considered making some comment about the electoral college before deciding this guy just wants me to pay and leave
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Anyway that's all from this week's "Tom interacts with ordinary humans", don't tell me I'm in an ivory liberal tower elite bubble
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Replying to @JuliaHB1
they were extra large. I dunno, I like the idea of not having to buy surface cleaner for years
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Replying to @TomChivers
never bought a bottle of disinfectant in my life! Killing off all those germs is very bad for your kids, you know...
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