@bertiecharlie 'Tis true,out walking the dogs.
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you've been promoted then?
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Yes & who knows by this time next week!
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an 'under butler'? does he iron your smalls? v. posh
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Calais crisis now over, Tent city has moved to Paris, Hollande might now act if he has to drive past the illegal migrants
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You don't have a scissor butler? I wouldn't be able to cope without mine. He's an absolute godsend.
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have a word with your 'social media team'. Tweets about scissors suggest 'blue tickers' have mundane lives like the rest of us.
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