Just the thing for you knuckle dragging fan base, Julia.
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well, it seems you are one of them. Stop following me, you daft bint.
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lets see which one of you has a red nose on the pic!! Hhmmmm, Sand, you're the winner!!
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And you've cut your head off in your pic. What a genius.
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have I?? No wonder I'm always getting lost!!
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Mystery solved. :-)
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@Telegraph Saves a helluva lot of pouring time
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@Telegraph Because wine needs to be drunk fast.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Telegraph It reminds me of Tessa Jowells policies on availability of alcohol and gambling- oh and crack cocaine! Great!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Shush yer fashe... I bluddy luv it *hic*
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possibly unwanted spillage due to flow rate or strain injury due to extended arm position
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You could wake up in a hotel room with 2 footballers
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@Telegraph Why bother with a glass at all, drink straight from the bottle.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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was that really someone's Eureka moment!!! Where have the Einsteins disappeared to? I Want to go there!
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@Telegraph Intravenous drip would be *my* preference.
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@Telegraph It's on my Christmas list. xThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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