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Two cheeks same arse
Looking very nice. Better hope Donald Trump isn't about, or he might grab you by the pussy.
I hope you mean your face!!!
ooh matron!0
I expect that will trigger a few people.
nothing like hedging your bets
I will not make any jokes involving the question about if it's a face or arse cheek. Because I'm a grown up.
can u see past the bloke in front ?
Good for you Julia, no need to make the Maltese cross!
& a box of Maltesers hopefully
best avoid a Maltese cross. Or even a cross Maltese for that matter.
Is that sam aladyce in front of you?
You've got some cheek....
I bet. 
Get a big box of Maltesers, Just in case
Never took you for much of a football fan did Mike Parry invite you to a game again
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