The said Bibles do weigh one ton each.
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@Telegraph They might want to Beta test that over Luton first.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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If they'd at least drop big ones, they might knock the odd radical out.
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Use the Mormon Gideon Bibles. Bonus: they wouldn't cost us a penny. Just nick them from hotels.
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I knew those Mormons would come in handy one day. There had to be a point to them.
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@Telegraph I see the inept Swedish government has turned to the cloth for their foreign policyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Did you miss the 'dont touch me sexually' bracelets for young girls in Sweden? Its dealing with problems - just not as we know it
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Translated into Arabic I hope?
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Fire lighters & toilet role? ISIS have already made a stern religious choice.
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Never seen an Arabic version
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Is that a bible in your pocket or U pleased 2 see me





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@Telegraph That's probably gonna piss them off more than dropping bombs ever would.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Not many Christians left. Were safer under Sadat. His own right-hand man a Christian.
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@Telegraph that'll save them a trip to the shops when they run out of toilet paper.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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What is the old saying "Its only when a fly lands on your balls you understand non-violent resolution is possible".
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@Telegraph Yep, that'll really help.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Telegraph Remember Shawshank- salvation lies within.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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