here are some loafers
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surely you have a chauffeur
I believe the police provide flip flops for inebriated women to get home safely in.
or you could practice for next years handstand day!
Dont bother with flat shoes, just go bare foot 
you need @karhoo to get you home to that drink quicker 
can I walk u home? 

Is called a Uber taxi 
Flat shoes? You won't feel your feet after a bottle of Shiraz!
keep up the good work!
enjoy yourself Julia it's been a heavy week for all of us.
In Such a Bouncing Mood Julia, I'd even buy u a decent pair from my Winnings off Wales tonight - & I'm not being sarky too!
nothing else you can think of you drunkard
Don't you mean Stagger Home in.
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