What of cash or drugs!! :)
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@Telegraph is it cocaine? Mummy's little helper.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Telegraph How the US Government like to get paid
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@Telegraph my other half puts hers under her mattress, burns her bum on the light when she rolls over!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Telegraph The clinking would be a give away.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Philip Green denies it's his. So too Branson, Bono & Geldof. No word (so far) from Trump.......
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I found 50p down the back of the sofa once, think that was my mum's stash; spent it on sweets
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@Telegraph What's that, a fiver in the back pocket of your weekend jeans?
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