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Today's tweets are sponsored by co-codamol and regret
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At my funeral I want Matthew Goode to read the eulogy and Lana Del Rey to sing Wind Beneath My Wings
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'and as the darkness began to fall, he spent his final moments reading terrible opinions about crisps'
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I wish for my body to lie in state for 7 days at the Grantham Meres Leisure Centre and for Dimbleby to do the funeral coverage
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@GeneralBoles have you got a date for that yet? I have a busy few months ahead...
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