Dear shops, Please stop saying crappy things like CDs by ageing former pop stars "make ideal Mother's Day gifts". They don't. Yours, A mum
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Apart from the whole "he's gay" thing, of course.
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@JuliaHB1 My workmate just said that he thought you meant that you wanted the kitchen from that image. Don't worry - I'm talking to him...
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@JuliaHB1 how on earth have you got hold of my picture??


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@monkeyspanner1 see you on Sunday!
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@JuliaHB1 How did you get that photo of me?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JuliaHB1 nah - you'll probably get "Millican & Nesbitt's greatest hits" - you'll know what to do with that.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JuliaHB1 A new kitchen?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JuliaHB1 New toaster?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JuliaHB1 Now let's get a man to put a similar photo of a half naked woman and see what happens...... :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JuliaHB1 Trays 2 for 1 on AmazonThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JuliaHB1 a breakfast on a tray? That should be doable for most.
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@JuliaHB1 i wonder if his availible on fathers day he could wait on my husband and me
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@JuliaHB1 mills and boon?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JuliaHB1 you are naughty :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JuliaHB1 improved only by being twins!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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