Women are sharing brutally honest, often hilarious, parenting stories online http://tgr.ph/vBJx9D #RealMumMomentspic.twitter.com/fi12OcInfj
You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more
@JuliaHB1 @Telegraph so when you appearing on @greatbboff then ?? 

@Spiceboytrucker how we all laughed...
@JuliaHB1 Swiss Roll,will deliver 1 next time 


@JuliaHB1 26 Tonnes worth ok ?? 

@Spiceboytrucker sounds about right
@JuliaHB1 @Telegraph I'd demolish that, with lots of custard....
@catterall_simon it's quite, er, chewy.
@JuliaHB1 Ah... Hmm... Perhaps in that case, I'd heat it up a little and add ice-cream.. usually sogifies (there's a word!) hard cakes :)
@JuliaHB1 @Telegraph How do you make a Swiss roll? Push him down a hill.
Just say it's "deconstructed". @JuliaHB1 @Telegraph
@JuliaHB1 @Telegraph Hilarious - when I saw the picture I thought it was a bacon sandwich! #RealMumMoments
@JuliaHB1 @Telegraph More of a Swiss Fold really.
@JuliaHB1 @Telegraph It might make a good door stop..
@JuliaHB1 @Telegraph move over Mary Berry...
@JuliaHB1 @Telegraph Looks like a bad bacon sarnie.
@JuliaHB1 @Telegraph It'll taste just as good though.
@JuliaHB1 @Telegraph Mmm...what do you think went wrong?
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.