Or karate chop him in the neck. I can't decide. I tried The Icy Glare and The Sigh but they didn't work.
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@fleetstreetfox what about good old British sarcasm. Say to him "Would you kind tapping a bit louder so the whole carriage can hear it?"
1:53 AM - 29 Jan 2016
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