@JuliaHB1 Can I steal a car and blame Top Gear ?
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@SJK2807 give it a go and I'll be a character witness*. *For the car.
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@JuliaHB1 On a roll. A lorry full of hair extensions & wigs has been stolen. Police are combing the area for clues.#OutTheDoor - 1 more reply
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@JuliaHB1@standardnews Hush Julia. Did you not get the memo? Personal responsibility has been outlawed...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JuliaHB1 perhaps they have caught a coupleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JuliaHB1@standardnews personally I blame the zionists.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JuliaHB1@standardnews Richmond Park authorities don't even let you collect conkers. Bit authoritarian stopping mushroom foragers.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JuliaHB1 Julia! Have you not realised that making something even vaguely famous means it's fair game for thieving little twonks?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JuliaHB1@standardnews Like Ken Livingstone I blame all of us, because thieves are never wrong. Its all our fault they stole :/Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JuliaHB1 oh stop bein a wishy washy lib JHB. Don't you know it's their yoooman rights to have stuff they can't afford?!? InnitThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JuliaHB1 so buyers of stolen good are OK then?#HeartlessBrewer It's Political Correctness Gone Mad!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JuliaHB1@MrTCHarris Actually, you can absolve them because they said it was Tony Blair's fault...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JuliaHB1 Food programmes have led to restaurant demand, which has led to foraging in forests on an industrial scale.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JuliaHB1 Bonkers excuseThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JuliaHB1 &you don't care they had unhappy childhoods/a broken relationship/fighting a mushroom addiction/were making a political statement?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JuliaHB1 I thought Paris had taught us that it's never the fault of the criminalThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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