@JuliaHB1 I refer the right honourable lady to a tweet I made some moments ago 
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@JuliaHB1 I understand it less than the micro workings of the Large Hadron Collider -
@reporterboy even my guinea pigs are horrified
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@JuliaHB1 it's a little like that music variety thing ;-)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JuliaHB1 and possibly more dross thrown in for good measure.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JuliaHB1 Bros weren 't available and Joe Loss is deadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JuliaHB1 No other channels on your tv?!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JuliaHB1 In the old days the magic was more dangerous: illusions such as "Cut the lady in half and inseminate" were risky and fun. -
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@JuliaHB1 My generation never had that "Beatles" moment at the RVP.
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@JuliaHB1 Well here's a male stripper for youThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JuliaHB1 You can't be including Dame Shirley in that? She's one of our legends. :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JuliaHB1 You must have missed the stripping and rather buff magicians.....#RoyalVarietyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JuliaHB1 And you wonder why William and Kate left for the States so soon - they didn't want to risk seeing it twice.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JuliaHB1 Seriously: variety died when the last entertainers of music hall died.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JuliaHB1 It's a bit shit ©Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JuliaHB1 turned it on - jack Whitehall acting like a spoilt child - turned it off !Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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