Boris and I catch the tube back after campaigning in Harrow.pic.twitter.com/pceNXANAEf
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@JuliaHB1 @David_Cameron "what do you mean you don't have an Oyster card? "
@JuliaHB1 @David_Cameron since when did potential MP's have to joust with the PM to be chosen.
@JuliaHB1 "I was sat next to this nutter on the bus earlier..."
@JuliaHB1 Why do I always end up sitting beside the nutter!
@JuliaHB1 @David_Cameron The only thing I'm standing for is PM at the earliest opportunity. Sod anyone else!
@JuliaHB1 @David_Cameron Don't look Dave but Nigel is at the end of the carriage and he's giving us evil stares.
@JuliaHB1 @David_Cameron "Me and Boris" #ThatWillGetTheOikVote
@JuliaHB1 @David_Cameron
So this is a "tube" eh?
Indeed, and if we're very lucky we might catch sight of one of those working class chaps.
@JuliaHB1 @David_Cameron
DC "so the paupers sit on this?"
BJ "I believe so"
DC "...and where is the chauffeur?" #allinittogether
@JuliaHB1 @David_Cameron your turn for the pole Dave
@JuliaHB1 @David_Cameron so I says to BARLOW " I want your tax for good ". "Yea but that was to ken not gary. "
@JuliaHB1 "What's that Boris, now that you've got a seat you might consider standing? Make up your mind"
@JuliaHB1 @David_Cameron "have you dropped one"
@JuliaHB1 @David_Cameron "So it's back to Downing Street for a few shandy's then we give Gideon a wedgie like we used to at Eton"
@JuliaHB1 @David_Cameron First we f**k up the cab drivers, then we do these bloody train drivers, cant have the plebs earning a decent wedge
@JuliaHB1 'Dave this is The Tube, the oiks use it to get to work&home again'.'It'd be better for economy if they didn't go home Boris!'.
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