*mind boggles* RT @elitistview: Career Woman Must Make 300 Sandwiches to Earn Marriage http://dlvr.it/426lw8 (h/t @louisemensch)
.@gabyhinsliff @elitistview @LouiseMensch "300 sandwiches away from an engagement ring" ?!
Er, more like 3 seconds away from an early death
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@JuliaHB1 @elitistview@LouiseMensch I hope she runs out of bread and goes off wi someone more low maintenance -
@gabyhinsliff@juliahb1 "you've been awake for 15 mins and not made me a sandwich". Nope, but on the upside not left you for a decent bloke. -
@rosieseed@gabyhinsliff Or smothered you with your own pants which, by the way, I won't be washing either...
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@JuliaHB1@gabyhinsliff @elitistview@LouiseMensch If I were to eat 300 sandwiches I'd want a better prize. Let's hope they were salad.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JuliaHB1@gabyhinsliff @elitistview@LouiseMensch hope she uses a Hanibal Lecter inspired filling!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JuliaHB1@gabyhinsliff @elitistview@LouiseMensch Eat 300 of my hummus and tabasco beauties and believe me, your ring would be engaged.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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