You, sobbing hysterically: "You can't just call anything you dislike 'centrist'" Me, *points at fennel* "Centrist".
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Replying to @stephenkb @bouledenerfs_
I would have thought fennel was more millennial hipster than centrist.
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Where can I sign up to your single issue anti fennel party
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Replying to @twlldun @stephenkb and
Fennel is the worst thing in the world, and I believe in legalising pretty much anything, but WE MUST BAN FENNEL.
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Replying to @KateMaltby @twlldun and
Why you going after fennel when courgettes exist and continue to polute our plates and veg boxes with bland inevitability? If courgettes were anymore centrist they'd form their own breakaway independent group in Parliament.
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Replying to @LargeAdultSun @KateMaltby and
Courgettes, cooked in the right recipe in the right way, can be delicious. Anna del Conte does lots of good stuff to them.
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Replying to @stephenkb @LargeAdultSun and
Courgettes that are cut into tiny pieces, deep fried in batter and called “zucchini”, are delicious. Otherwise they taste of courgette and are disgusting.
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Replying to @JuliaHB1 @stephenkb and
I see your zucchini, and I raise you the ratatouille I cooked last night. But it took me about twenty years to get past the memory of primary school courgettes.
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Ratatouille is ALWAYS disgusting. That is a fact.
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