Could she not fanny the flames?
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Did anyone muff-le the sound of her screaming...?
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Ladies, I have recently bought a wallpaper steamer from the central aisle of assorted crap at Lidl and been wondering what I could do with it. If you want to nip around to my shed sometime I can give you this treatment free of charge.
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First there was Steamboat Willypic.twitter.com/FiIzygeu3u
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How the hell did she get it on the ironing board

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Not sure, but there's a number of them occupying Parliamentary seats that could do with 'Steaming'!



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What's for dinner love? Steamed Clam.
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I expected superior wit than that from you.pic.twitter.com/4M5c1xUHKe
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I'm not going to read it. I just don't want to know.
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Is it get get the creases out?
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How bad is your chuff that it needs a steam clean?
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Diane Abbott's fanny probably needs some steam and Ajax.
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I see the logic of steamed vag. I don’t like eating veg, but after it’s steamed it’s edible.... only a letter different
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This joke is dumb and I hate it already
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