Hilarious! Like I've ever been in a "Waitrose".
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I prefer to use Poshy-Posh-Stuff by Generic Expensive Brand.
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James O'Brien, the privately educated smugmeister of LBC deals in Fennel dust. If you hear him pause while he's sneering at a caller, he's snorting that stuff off his calloused working class hands.
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It is no coincidence that fennel dust goes with pulled pork.
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We'll played Sir, well played.
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they are getting it as an aldi special next week...

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A Lidl late...
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who's been saving that reply up for months eh ?

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Naaaahhh.... It would've gathered dust by then...
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Nah. Lidl is much more interesting and a lot cheaper.
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No way man aldi specially selected is where its at

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It's just a matter of which brother you support. I have 2 Lidls nearer than mt nearest Aldi.
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I see touché my good fellow enjoy
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Well...exactly. What's the point of Waitrose essential gnocchi if they don't have essential fennel or essential padano.pic.twitter.com/uSlDWyfSEx
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They don’t have fennel in one of our our local supermarkets but there are some other things that collect dust - do they count?
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A soupçon of Indian Hemp resin does wonders, I've heard...
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Same as fairy dust I assume
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And air jus. I simply cannot get through the day without air jus.
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Have you booked your day for wearing the hijab yet
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