I am transfixed by this list of baffling occupations that’s doing the roundspic.twitter.com/7gk8d4ockM
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All these now condensed to "climate change protester" AKA - middle class idiot with useless degree and allowance that doesn't need to work.
Is that 2019?
What's the equivalent with sheep?
Welshman
We've all been bored on a farm before. Don't judge.
Now now no smut 
I quite fancy being a turnip shepherd - can’t be too taxing keeping them together?
Those cows won't bang themselves you know.
Soubry sausage ?
Fatuous pauper, sounds familiar.
Been there...
See 6 Boris occupations made the list, unless I’ve got his age wrong and misunderstood what a knockerup does 

Sampler of drugs. Was that Michael Goves first job?
Also known as , stringfellows
Emasculator..... does that come with a cape?
Are you 52 years old by any chance @JuliaHB1? 
It’s a tough job but someone’s got to do it!
Apparently that is an apprentice to a sheep thermometer 

I'll be honest cow banger is more of a hobby
Everyone has to have a hobby
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