I have the flu 
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Have you tried putting Lemsip in your pint of beer?
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shhh...
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You’ve effectively just snitched on him here Julia

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It’s alright, he’s the boss!
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Husband and I listening on radio by pool in Lanzarote. I sent him to get the beers and he missed the first wicket
have been told I’m now on future beer duty
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Or wife?
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Me, for the whole series
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Yeah you’re probably right. Only working married men like cricket.
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Probably only middle class professional ones. Your butcher, baker and candlestick maker is probably at the office.
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Or wife...sexist
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I thought the Ashes was one of those "crown jewels" sporting events that should always be free to view. Clearly I was wrong.
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LBW Bender
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With his PA
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Wot cricket?


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Ladies Golf and Test Match on Telemachine.........
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Or to give it’s alternative title, “wanking from home”.
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