Just woken up from an epic wedding party. Some of it’s a blur but I have a far too vivid memory of a Scotsman in a kilt rolypolying across the dancefloor at me. And, no, he wasn’t. #tackleflying
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That sausage looks strangely familiar, now I think about it...pic.twitter.com/kaE6rklO2D
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Jesus wept. Abandon that breakfast distopia & get yourself into a greasy spoon.
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Ice cream and a sausage?


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Who and why came up with the idea of beans in a sep container
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Poached eggs!
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No black pudding Julia?
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Can’t have a fry up without black pudding. It’s. The. Law.
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Send it back! No black pudding and the beans are in a separate container! Surprised it wasn’t served on a plank!



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Or a slate
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Beans in a pot is the ultimate in snobbery.
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Separated beans? Just no!
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Apartheid.
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Ha ha
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No black pudding?
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Are they eggs, ice cream or mashed spuds?
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Two dollops of lard? Bit drastic in my opinion.
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What is the stuff that looks like ice cream? do not think I ever had that for breakfast.
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Poached eggs
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I see it now you mention it.
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