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That sausage looks strangely familiar, now I think about it...pic.twitter.com/kaE6rklO2D
We could have been at the same wedding Julia!
Was Alan Partridge DJing at yours?
No - dancing to an iPod ...
Breakfast, Julia.......???pic.twitter.com/5pfrFtLAXQ
Next on the agenda
It best a bowl of muesli, doesn't it.......x
If he had a quarter pounder under there it means he was a Mcdonald! 
Surely that was sexual harassment in today’s climate
If he was white it was a hate crime at minimum
Why put beans in a dish
there’s just No Need 

To avoid cross-contamination. I usually make a sausage barrier.
I’m Scottish and can’t remember where I was last night 
Worry not hof.. you were down soho with me n my mates .. you had a ball..2 actually
Hahaha I’m only going to London again when it’s tidy
Did you see his HAGGIS n NEEPS? 


Could be worse. Could have woke up beside Nicola Sturgeon 
Could be worse, he could’ve been ‘tossing the caber’!
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