Thank you for the recommendation but before we shall out, could we have an undertaking that it's not a personal friend whose book you're promoting?
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I know Julia as a local friend. She passed me on the street one day and said, You're Lisa Jewell! I love your books! So she was already a genuine reader before I met her.
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This is true! Lisa has been trying to escape me ever since...
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Amazon says the book’s not released yet? Did you read it on kindle?
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Julia's a local friend of mine, Helen, so she asked for an early copy and got one!
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Product placement! Are you a kardashian these days?
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It wouldn't be much of a book if you couldn't turn the pages, would it?
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it is difficult to read a book if you dont turn the pages dear.
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Women's books?
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They be got the same words in as "mens books", you should take a look
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I'll not bother thanks, leave that sort of stuff to those what appreciate it more, no need to thank me, dip your bread.
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I assume you're using speech recognition, presumably you're trying to hide the fact you can't read.
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Yes I am actually, my laptop keeps telling me you're talking a load of bollocks, I keep turning it off and restarting it but it keeps coming up with the same answer, maybe you've just got shit for brains, it happens, not a lot you can do about it now, i'd blame your parents.
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Well I'd say that you've got a virus or something equally infectious. Go to the clinic and get some ointment.
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Thanks for the advice, did you ever manage to get your fat fuckin head taken out of your arse.
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Ooh temper temper. I can now understand how come you voted Brexit. Go and have a bacon sandwich and make sure you put some extra lard on it. Go on, enjoy your health while you've got it.
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Is her style a bit like Jeffrey Archer's? I like his books.
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You can read ......! ?

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And don’t forget the cuppahttps://www.itstea.co.uk/pack-your-holiday-tea-pack/ …
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