Sitting in a Gloucestershire pub/B&B with the burglar alarm sounding for 25 mins since I tried to leave early(paid last night)! Still locked in and no sign of the staff. Thieves would be long gone. Lucky not a fire!
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Sod the locksmith. Get a round in, Kevin!
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Another one spreading the trope that people from the NE are just a bunch of no good drunks
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Keep him in and turn his data off
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If he keeps"rolling" his eyes and repeats"there is no place like home" all will be well.....
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Karma for being a biased, unobjective reporter and champion for disgraceful anti semitic, terrorist supporting, totalitarian regime apologist, expenses fiddling and serial liar marxist anarchist Corbyn
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Sometimes you wonder if there is a God
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pray he is locked in there all day with a bit of luck
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It was those pesky Russkies. They’re everywhere. If not them, blame Boris. (The owners were celebrating his magnificent speeches at the hustings yesterday and overslept.)
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No one would miss you
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Does this mean that King of the grump Kevin will be even more grumpy?
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No ! He’s a twunt
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Quick board up the gaff
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Bastard Tories conspiring against you Kev
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Forts & Prairz
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Could be a lot worse. You're in a pub for goodness sake... you could have been locked in a lavatory.
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