Dad hasn't taught her rule No1. What happens on tour, stays on tour!
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Oh great, dropping dad in it!
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We Dads know what’s needed in these difficult circumstances. High quality parenting.
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At least it wasn’t because she had a few cups of coffee.
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Oh to be 12 years old again



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Dads know best :)
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Textbook - well done dad, maintaining standards we can all achieve.
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Had this the other week after our eldest went on beaver camp. Came home 2pm Sunday crashed out, woken up at 5 for tea, barely able to eat and then bed at 6 not a peep until woken up for school at 7:30 next morning. Brilliant!!

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At least she left out mentioning how hungover Dad is..
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This isn’t a problem whilst in dads hands. It’s only a problem when she’s had the sweets 30 mins before you get them at your feet
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Ain’t that the truth

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You should tell her that nobody likes a grass.
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One of the reasons kids love being alone with dad/grandad
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She will be teasing you!
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Love this. Well done Dads!
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There could be a domestic .. When they get home X
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Love thy neighbor
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American predictive text.... Fu©k off!
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Mobile signal normally is the sign of a happy camper!
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And you’re going to get the come down on their return



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Ooo wait until they get home exhausted daughter & dad, Ooo big grumps.
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