I’ve heard they want him for a part in jack & the beanstalk pantomime at Xmas, apparently the producer thinks he’ll be perfect as the beanstalk and it’s a none speaking part.
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Ssshhhhh that smoke was yrs ago

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Next thing we know is that he's off to Glastonbury with the crown chanting 'Oh Rory Stewart'
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Now it makes sense. In 2007 someone broke into my 11th floor flat and smoked all my opium. Grrrr, Stewart!!!!
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But .. .. ... he had locked himself out of his own office!
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He was James Bond yesterday; today he's Spiderman!.... I bet he also once adopted a Peruvian bear that he found in Paddington Stn.
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Fancy locking yourself out of your office.
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I'm sure him and Paul Nuttall ended World War II as well
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Look who Peston has on, his second referendum & anti Brexit team.https://twitter.com/itvpeston/status/1141455614499008512 …
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He'll have his own chat show soon.
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Wealth and fame He's ignored Action is his reward
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Has anyone worked out how and indeed if we are leaving the EU yet? Asking for a friend.
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Funny watching people say their weird dreams out loud in these threads
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