Rory as a spy? Can't see it working, he would be required to keep quiet, blend in and not attract attention to himself.
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It is rumoured Rory's "impressive qualifications" led to his being selected specially for undercover service in Afghanistan... ...and Mordorpic.twitter.com/eOdxTbiZ07
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Reminds me of Johnny English
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I periodically take on outings an old soldier in his 80s who was a paratrooper and a full Colonel in the S.A.S. He wears a very small S.A.S lapel badge - those that matter notice it e.g a former soldier on a National Army Museum visit who pretty much came to attention
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Sounds like Rory has you worried with that pathetic effort to belittle him. Keep it up Rory!!


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From what Iv seen of Rory he must have been licensed to bore
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I think some misheard him he might of said he worked for MFI selling crap furniture that why they went bust.
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Weak anecdote.
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Poor Rory just can’t do it,he’s a centre lefties dream..
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He could have been in MI6, he could have manned the photocopier in the HR complaints department. In all honesty I'm not that interested & I don't think the Tory membership will be either when they vote.
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I was in MFI for a short period of time.
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I have seen a rabble unclean, they do doth prowl the isle and preen. The so called head lives for 10 and fucks about like a pregnant hen. But I will take up the hatchet true, and at the neck will make a brew!
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I’ve heard that many SAS men are short, so what? Four inches of extra leg bone doesn’t make you more of a man.
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Then tell that to the SAS recruiters.
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