Julia, having accidentally taken ketamine once back in the day I’d adjudge that Theresa May’s entire period as Prime Minister was one epic K hole
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Do you mean accidentally in the same way I accidentally did shit loads of speed in the 90s?
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No: the dealer told me it was E.
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Then I realised that if it was E I wouldn’t have been pinned to a chair for five hours unable to move
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I can only imagine how disappointing that must've been.
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Well except that in my head I was at a czarist ball in Moscow just before the revolution
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Not so bad then. Was it a good ball?
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Amazing: waltzes, uniforms, snow.
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Are you sure we haven’t already seen this? It might explain the last three years.
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Running through a field of wheat - she MUST have been on something!












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...or running away from the combine-harvester!
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Where you been? Theresa Mays been in a kethole for the last 3 years solid
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Yes! I'm thinking putting on a Tory rave and let them go nuts. Who ever gets the job of drug dealing will make a fortunepic.twitter.com/fy2r1fjkB2
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already seen it, her dancing onto the stage
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She was definitely not on truth drugs
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I’d like to see her on trial.
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That's a really weird thing to say. Ketamine is a horse tranq - why would you want to see that?
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I think she genuinely doesn't know that, cause she doesn't indulge. Square.
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