How about this for an opening
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Good morning. Tuning in now.
Evening dear, jolly good show Tuesday.

Hello. Interesting times. Thank you xxx
Mention President Trump & the Lefties come out from under their Rocks Screaming fascist & racistpic.twitter.com/FUyaYfW3fL
Sorry Julia @piersmorgan this morning as he has the insight on Trump.
And good morning your Imperial Majesty. Can we have 'plain packaging' for protesters please? After all they're the same people week after week be it climate change, Trump, equal rights for Gay Penquines etc....
Coke is available in full sugar, diet, no sugar or caffeine. There are choices. What’s the problem ? Stores full of brown cans and paper bags are going to look great aren’t they ? Sounds like some horror sci-fi movie ! 
Problem with law making on food and health is that once they get going, they don’t know where to stop. Vaping is banned all over the place, and I mean large open areas,for no good reason and in spite of obvious health benefits over smoking . Some just love to interfere.
D Day Remembrance
Those poor men and women risked their lives to save Europe and defeat the Germans.
75 years on - weak and spineless politicians continue to hand it back to Germany on a plate #DDay75
Idiot - it was Fascism not Germans. Churchill got it (look at his position post war) so why can’t you?
It was badly worded I acknowledge, I meant we defended it from fascists and now weak and spineless politicians continue to hand it back to fascists under the banner of the EU
We should be not throwing the epithet Fascist around but frankly - xenophobic, racist, sticking children in cages etc. That reflects Trump better than anything else. We don’t know what the motivation of the man in the video was - Maybe just to play victim card?
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