I know the repairs were necessary, but God it's brilliant to see that huge condom finally taken off the most beautiful building in the world.
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XXL size for me please
You'd hate to be Mrs Vine, full stop 
Only used on the third Tuesday every month after a bottle of Pinot
Square condoms................mmmmmmm Dragons Den perhaps.


you would hate that anyway
And I think I've been short changed
bit harsh @WestminsterWAG
He might have a very weirdly shaped penis 
Sex is passe in Chiswick now .
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