All my own work. I accept that the cherry tomatoes are something of a bourgeois flourish.pic.twitter.com/770JrtaJSL
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This is the most sensible thing I’ve seen come out of your account.
*only* sensible thing
so narrow minded, like going back in time 30 years, I thought we had all moved on
> No hash browns > Not enough bacon > No toast. I’m a little disappointed Mr Baddiel.
What are you having for breakfast? A newborn?
Tomatoes for breakfast are only ever acceptable cooked & on toast!
At least they weren’t roasted whole, on the vine, drizzled in Belazu early harvest extra virgin olive oil and dusted with pink Himalayan salt.
No comment on the beans? An English breakfast does not have beans, no English gentleman would allow such an addition.
Looks decent but I need to know what the blob of stuff on the left is before passing final judgement. Looks a bit jam-like?
I think it’s brown sauce. Some fancy type that’s probably been stored in the fridge for months.
Maybe? Suspicious looking though...
It's the first time I see a quote from you that's friendly on the eye ...
It must that attempt to prove you are "fun, generous, mildly coquettish, witty and kind"
Waiting for your comment about David's lunch
David, sorry, make lunch next
https://twitter.com/slomka_robert/status/1134850259656544256?s=19 …
It all looks nice though
Fat, fat, fat....
Redeemed by brown sauce though..*unblock*
The cherry tomatoes are probably the only bit I would eat! Bacon looks great tho, it has to be crispy.
Full english hides a desire to be in old British empire, and what about the feelings of veggies with your meat? and the you add eggs so vegans are traumatised too. you facist bastard. Sorry just trying to get job with Guardian.
At least @Baddiel used the sausage as a breakwater.
That’s a funny way to spell bollocks!
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