Pass the Taser 

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Gymnastic begging, nothing more, move along please
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Yeah like there's room on a London underground train for that marlarky.
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If he's got that much energy on the way home from work, he's not worked hard enough.

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I’d have to physically restrain myself from tutting, Julia.
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That’s because you’re a joyless arse hole.
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Yes. Fuck that. I’d want peace and quiet.
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Don’t be such an old misery

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Hahahahaha. Fortunately, my commute is a flight of stairs with only the odd cunning cat on the second to bottom step, trying to turn me into a paraplegic. Nobody having any fun nearby.

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I was more concerned about you agreeing with JHB

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Thinking about this, I reckon it’s actually the second time. Christ, I need to get a grip.

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I let the first one go, I did once talk to her on LBC and agreed with her but I’ve erased it from my CV

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The trauma is clearly still there. Understandable.

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I still have nightmares
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... but can he put a Rowntree’s Fruit Pastil in his mouth without chewing
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This is not the sort of thing we go in for in England. Just sit quietly look at the floor and say nothing, dignified and quiet. And thank goodness for that
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