Not done it either, it can’t possible be better than Cheddar. 
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Extra mature?
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Absolutely.
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Cheshire cheese or something blue! Even though I’m a dairy farmer so should support UK cheese over all else my absolute favourite is danish blue. I’ve never done cocaine either. Full fat coke however!
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Can’t beat a bit of Stilton. Cheshire is top too. Diet Coke doesn’t compare
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Fun fact: cheese releases an addictive opioid called casomorphine in the stomach.
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Once you’ve been to Aldi and bought a packet of rosemary crackers (in fact, get three) and soft goat cheese with honey and ginger and got yourself a glass of red, cocaine (and Waitrose) can go do one. Cheap as chips.
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Nice bit of product placement, Julia. Expect a van load of crackers on your doorstep very soon.
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Or cocaine.
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Cocaine then Brie. Try it. I look forward to the following days Talk show.
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Cornish Brie of course.
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Only idiots do cocaine
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Cheese & crack
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45 years old and I've never done cocaine.
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They’re imported from EU...and will attract a 21% tariff under WTO rules.....just saying
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I thought Cheddar came from Somerset?
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Try buying good cheese in China..
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It maybe cheaper but I am pretty sure more cocaine is consumed in UK at weekends
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