Eurovision is only a few hours way. I bring you the glad tidings that I shall be bringing you my unique minute by minute commentary. I hope @JuliaHB1 will be doing the same! #ImBackingSwitzerlandpic.twitter.com/cTfuweBvIJ
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What on earth could 12 year old girls be interested in Eurovision for? Thought they were more cool and on message these days! Unless of course they'll be taking the pi** out of it all night!
Well, I know that's what I'll be doing! It is the one evening of the year when I provide my own Wogan-esque commentary on the cultural extravaganza to my Facebook friends. The rest of the year, I tend to be silent, recovering in therapy ready for the next year's craziness...
Guess it's that one time of the year when we can actually see how different our cultures really are.. musically at least. Abba was the last decent EU act! 
Let them have your phone and access to your twitter account. What is the worst that could happen?
Would you condone the UK act waving the EU flag for points ?
hope you have Gin handy!.......not necessarily for the 12 year olds!!
In other words wrecked on wine 


Julia and Iain have finally found their calling, they have been doing such a shit job talking about boring fapp maybe Eurovision could boost their dying careers.
This is going to need a lot of alcohol......
Glad to see you’re both ready. Let the entertainment begin! 
Enjoy
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