I know we’re all supposed to be slagging him off but, when I’m cooking the big family Christmas lunch for 14, I would bloody love to have four ovens. Tory housing minister roasted for having four ovens in extravagant kitchenhttps://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/tory-housing-minister-roasted-having-15782998?utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sharebar …
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And then there are those - particularly military veterans - who don’t even have a kitchen.
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My Mum had 3 dishwashers. She even gave us names... We had to earn our pocket money in our house.
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Did we pay for his ovens?
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And this luxury and wealth is all thanks to the UK being EU members. We'll be back to twin-tubs if Brexit goes ahead!
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Twin tubs were excellent, and they save water. Get one wash out, put the next in the same water.
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What is wrong with two aga ovens? I can cook for 20 easily. And have a byelection
@NickBoles with bacon butties in the morning @baconbutties@DamienMcCrystal@skylarkwarrior@GeneralBoles@GeneralBoles@GuidoFawkes@truemagic68@GylesB1 -
Nothing wrong with that at all (except I don’t much like agas, which makes me unfashionable). An ordinary oven can cope with 2 geese and roast potatoes but struggles with a duckling pig so I’m getting one of thesepic.twitter.com/EMBl1eE4hy
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Er, suckling pig.
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I would like to try duckling pig. Sounds delish. Bit like colonial goose?
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I know, it does sound good. I wonder: could you feed a piglet exclusively on ducklings?
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I would think so. Do you then serve it with pancakes and plum sauce?
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Yes. Or if you roasted it, would the skin be called quackling?
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Porky's quackling. Brilliant
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Hope they're paying them the minimum wage
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Which of the four was he ‘roasted’ in?
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I bet both of them are Eastern European...
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What the hell has it to with anyone else. Why are people so keen to criticise.
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4 Smegs is the new 2 Jags
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I have 4 candles

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