'I'm going to wash that man right out of my colon' wouldn't have made it into ''South Pacific''.
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Let me summarise for you so you don't have to: self-obsessive pays nearly £3000 to live on stock cubes for a week and then realises it's actually her husband who is to blame for her crappy life.
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She mustn’t have missed him.
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10 days in a gut health clinic??.. Did he even have a marriage?
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We don’t need no bleedin’ common sense here, lady.
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Consider it done.
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Enema excuse to get out of a marriage?
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The spouse then said “Phew”.
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Depends on the marriage.


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Finally I agree with something you say. Let’s just pause and enjoy the moment.
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Ten days. I couldn’t last Ten mins!
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Goes against everything I believe too
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Send your husband on it
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Fasting is incredible, try it.
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I bet you still read it though
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I fucked up and read it :( Not often I regret reading something.
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