Well at least you get some lovely furniture out of it, although I do hope that your experience with assembly tomorrow will be a little more seamless than what you described!
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Ha ha. To be fair, it was remarkably painless and I have a very happy 12yr old now. The last time we went to Ikea, there must have been a special offer on screaming toddlers as almost everyone had one in their trolley...
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Good luck with finishing it all by tomorrow night......
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*tomorrow evening there will be much more drinking
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How on earth did you get out of ikea in that short space of time. Did you have VIP access



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I spent two and a half hours shopping in
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My advice would be skip step 2 and go straight to drinking
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The Ikea Market Place sends me into frantic manic shopping frenzy and I end up with bags of tumbler glasses, Tupperware, random bath mats . . .


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Agree! I get to the till and have napkins scissors glasses light bulbs bath mats plants candles more scissors odd plates photo frames curtain hooks Bang! £200 shock at the till! Then I buy the amazing chocolate orange cookies and loganberry sauce in the food area.
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But today we have naming of parts.
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For the same money at any decent saleroom you could buy lasting ‘heirlooms’ fully assembled by craftsmen who flourished in the last known ages of British taste... And preserve your liver.
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Outsource the work to an U18 before Corbyn doubles their minimum wage

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10 min to find what you wanted and 2 hours trying to find your way out.
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Shame on you, I’d of thought you’d have only bought British Furniture hewn from one thousand year old Oak Trees. Instead you opt for the European alternative Best hope
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And anyway who the heck is Alan Keys. Lib Dem I suspect

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You're doing it wrong: look online and find the location of the selected items in the store; straight to the correct aisle with a trolley as soon as it opens; out in 10 minutes before the car park gets paintwork-compromisingly busy. The construction's the easy part.
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