Apparently this was taken at a conference this evening in Berlin. Proud to be doing my bit for Global Britainpic.twitter.com/dk4mQvD6UI
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I can buccaneer with the best of them. Love a good swashbuckle
If you want to get quick and easy laughs here on the European mainland, all you have to do is mention the UK, its Government or its bargaining position in the Brexit discussions with the EU. The pity is palpable.
You have obviously missed the point of the Darwin award. And the UK leaving the eu.
No I think he’s understood both perfectly.
I am not sure you do either.
No, we all do 
Well you had better explain to me then because I do not think the criteria for the Darwin award can be met by a country. I await with interest.
Mr Gosport, With all due respect and politeness. I do believe you are investing a little too much in this point. An alternative phrasing for Darwin awards would also be acceptable. Yours faithfully.
Nick, Also with respect and politeness. It is not I that has tried to push a incorrect metaphor too far. Yours Sincerely
Metaphors, by their nature, cannot be incorrect. Their is no regulatory authority governing the correct usage of metaphors for humorous occasions.
I knew the @Telegraph was going down the pan but this is very poor. Could he try journalism?
You jealous? You get it next year love, don't you worry.
Seriously @MichaelPDeacon you genuinely went and got yourself a red mohican for this event ??!?!?!?!?
Jesus Julia it's a joke. Get a bit of self awareness and pull the stick out of your arse.
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