It's 2025 and the executive of the backbench 1922 committee (membership = all five remaining Tory MPs) announces that it is considering, maybe, getting round to possibly telling Theresa May that her time is up as Tory leader.
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We will be a Communist State by then, there won’t be any MPs.
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Of course we will, the
#ERG are coming and we are taking the entire party back. Rebuilding it from within and purging the people who abandoned their grassroot supporters and have an to high opinion of their opining. -
Like they did earlier? Bunch of useless pussies.
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Firstly a pussy is never useless. Secondly this is what happens when we get abandoned by the brexiteers. We need votes and voices within the party to stand and fight the good and brave fight.
#ERG
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We can only dream, Julia
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Are you talking about the year or the time this evening?
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Blimey, Julia, that's a brilliant prediction. Who do you think will have the most seats? UKIP? The Brexit Party? Why don't you and your supporters all pop down to the bookies and put your life savings on it? You'll all be billionaires! https://m.ladbrokes.com/en-gb/#!/event_details/225280407 …
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He was playing pretend




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I can’t recall a time when I genuinely didn’t like a tweet from Julia. This made me spill my pint
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I think you've forgotten about the lemmings that will still vote for them.
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Of course, if
@andrew_lilico is right, the early, utter destruction of Conservatives is necessary for the@brexitparty_uk to replace them in our two-party system as the only one that can defeat Corbyn's Labour. If so, the longer TM hangs on the better.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Tories? What are they?
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Oh, here's hoping - promises, promises!
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True but for Iain I thought it was quite funny!
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