Feign minor muscle injury, Julia. Adopt a stoic expression and say you don't want to spoil their walk. Then turn back to hotel, limping ever so slightly.
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Do I have to remember to limp with the same leg each time? This might get hard after the first couple of drinks.
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That's a potential fly in the ointment, but if you ply them with drinks they'll be too full of bonhomie & self-satisfaction to notice which leg you're limping on. Trust me - it's brought a mercifully premature end to all sorts of tiring and pointless group walks all over Dorset.
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Welcome to the Lake District. Nowhere quite like it

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Go to North Wales or the Isle of Man where they conveniently have a railway up to the top of their highest mountain
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They’ll taste so much better after your walk.
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Because going on long walks is sometimes better than getting irreversible liver disease
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Jump on a train with Diane Abbot and crack open a few tinnies
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Chilled wine? Very “of the people” choice of drink.
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You're better off there than in the mess that is London at the moment.
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And unlike Emma Thompson you didn’t need to fly there :) Mind you she’d probably have flown by PJ cos she’s super important, you know, and it’s only the little people that aren’t allowed to fly, drive or consume things!
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My home ! Hate it when tourists don't appreciate the natural magical atmosphere of my beloved Lake District If you are near the Kendal round about you may see this ! It's superbpic.twitter.com/PrEhk3xxdt
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It’s obligatory after any hike.
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Lake Poets: Wordsworth, Coleridge, Southey. WB sparked the 1st mass tourism to the area. Surely the vacation is not to a Hotel but to Hills & Lakes.
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Life is what you make it. Sounds like you have a really good support family there, dig in , you can do it and you will really love what you have achieved this, little wander. When you get back to the hotel, enjoy chocolate and a nice refreshing cool glass of wine. You deserve it.
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As pretty and beautiful as the lakes are, you are more so Julia. And if I was your hubby the thought of chilled wine and cuddles with you in the hotel room would be more tempting for me than hiking up very big hills.....
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