I’ve been with my husband for 15 years and today I’ve discovered for the first time that he only butters *one* of the slices of bread when makes a sandwich, not both, as I do. Is this normal and I’ve been doing it wrong all these years - or should I divorce this psychopath?
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Marmite and French mustard with no butter, until after Brexit of course when I won’t be able to have the mustard.
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What's up? Can't you handle English mustard?
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Looks like I’ll have to....
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