I’ve been with my husband for 15 years and today I’ve discovered for the first time that he only butters *one* of the slices of bread when makes a sandwich, not both, as I do. Is this normal and I’ve been doing it wrong all these years - or should I divorce this psychopath?
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If a hot bacon butty then only one side, everything else both
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Butter on a bacon butty...? That’s just wrong..
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Have to say bacon butty MUST be constructed so: Two slices of white bloomer 1 slice well buttered 1 slice well covered with brown sauce Bacon crisp but not burnt, 3 or 4 rashers Bacon placed on brown sauce slice Buttered slice placed on top, pressed down Cut in half, eat
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It sounds like a military operation...


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Butterly bizarre!
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Makes me wonder what other bizarre things people do Only clean their cars on the side they get in on?
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Is that your personal quirk?
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No but I’m actually quite impressed by how much spare time I’ll now have on future weekends
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Had no idea people butter both slices

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Butterly Bizarre...
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Fk arguing about leave or remain this is way way more serious....it has to be both come on guys whats all this one slice carry on...Thick lurpak spread on both slices is the only way to do it...
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I only butter one !
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