I butter the corners, then give them to our dogs. Feckin' hate crusts and corners are beyond contempt.
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Were you an officer in the RAF?

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The arguing in my house is, do you butter bread if its a peanut butter sandwich. I say no, the peanut butter is the butter. But other half gets cranky and claims its an incomplete sandwich without a layer of real butter first.
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Come on now, must have butter and Peanut butter. So wrong on baked bread.
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Noooooooooo!
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He's not a dog
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I’m taking a leap here that you’re not married.
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married=buried yeah yeah yeah yeah
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My aunty wouldn't eat any bread unless the corners had been buttered as well!
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Is that a metaphor?
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Marmite and butter on Weetabix, not sure why that came to mind.
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But ... but ... but Julia - how could you not have noticed when you were instructing him, that he only buttered one slice? Did he deliberately hide from you the fact that he was not buttering the other slice at all?
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Couldn’t have trained him well enough cos he’s still only buttering one bit of bread.
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I get told off for putting toast debris in the butter. This is normal though right?
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Ohh err missus
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Butter - slap it on then scrape some off.
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Can someone say can you butter my corners darling in a sexy voice so I can go knock one out it’s been a while and I’ve got sacks like watermelons
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Sick
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